1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:07,960 Oh, hi. 2 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:09,840 I didn't expect you home. 3 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:11,700 Why? What are you doing here? 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,480 I live here. 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,360 It's Friday night. 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,060 I know. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,920 You're a young guy. Why aren't you out? 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,698 I don't know. 9 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:23,980 I don't go out that often. 10 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,080 Why not? 11 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,960 You're the prime of your life. 12 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:33,620 Oh, God. This is the prime? You just started college. Yeah. 13 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,060 You should have parties to go to. 14 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,190 There's no games tonight? Nothing? 15 00:00:40,890 --> 00:00:43,730 I mean, there's a few things, but I don't know. I'm just being lazy. 16 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:45,070 Oh, my goodness. 17 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:50,770 When I was your age, I was out every night, every weekend. 18 00:00:51,270 --> 00:00:54,230 Really? Come on. There's got to be cute girls out. 19 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:57,190 Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean. 20 00:00:58,010 --> 00:01:00,110 You got to go out there. 21 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:04,750 I was thinking about going out, but. You got to put yourself out there. I mean, 22 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:05,790 I remember. 23 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,300 Some of my best times were back in college. 24 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:12,760 Just going out on a Friday night. 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,560 Yeah? Yeah. 26 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,360 I mean, you know. 27 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,340 What'd you guys do when you were in college? 28 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,040 We'd go to the games, of course. Go to parties. 29 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,420 There's gotta be some parties tonight. 30 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,940 Oh. We'd go out to the dock. 31 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:33,300 Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone wants to go outside. Everyone wants to 32 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,780 just, like, party and drink, you know? 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,200 Well, I mean, you... People have a good time. 34 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,200 True. Come on. 35 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,820 I'm sure one of your friends has like a pool. 36 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:47,820 Um, no, honestly, I don't think so. 37 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:50,280 You do a little skinny dipping. 38 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,240 What? That's how you can find a lady. 39 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,660 Find a girlfriend. 40 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:02,800 Yeah. I use the skinny dip all the time. 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,720 It's totally, it's a good time. 42 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:06,920 It's fun. 43 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,120 Yeah. 44 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:11,920 Come on. You're so like the girl, the girl. 45 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,280 Well, 46 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:20,840 I mean, you know, when I was young, that's crazy to think of you like skinny 47 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,820 dipping or like doing crazy stuff. I mean the girls your age don't do 48 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:25,820 like that. 49 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,100 I know you've got some wild girls. 50 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,260 Not really. 51 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:34,530 You haven't found a girlfriend yet? 52 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:38,970 Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't know. College is hard. Everyone's doing 53 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:39,970 their own thing, you know. 54 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,310 Everyone's doing each other. 55 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:44,690 Except for you, apparently. 56 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,110 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 57 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:53,950 I mean, I've had sex with, I mean. I'm, well, what's your type? 58 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:58,590 Who have you, who have you, who have you hooked up with? 59 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,130 Why does that matter? 60 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:08,980 I'm, you know, I just want to know how my stepson's doing in college. 61 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:13,040 I don't know if I really have a type. I mean, there's like all types of girls, 62 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,120 you know, like girls my age, older women sometimes. 63 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,880 Older women? 64 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,960 Who are you hanging out with that's older? 65 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:23,978 I don't know. 66 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:25,240 I did. 67 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:30,580 I don't know. Why am I telling you this? I did like, okay, recently I had sex 68 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:31,399 with them. 69 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,840 A milf. A milf? Yeah. 70 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,280 Oh, really? 71 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:38,220 Yeah. How old was this milf? Don't. 72 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,480 I'm not telling you. 73 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:41,740 It's weird. 74 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,540 Why is it weird? 75 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:44,439 I don't know. 76 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:49,960 Everyone told me that fucking, everyone was making fun of me for fucking a milf. 77 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,960 And I was like. 78 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,060 Milfs need love too, honey. 79 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:54,680 I mean, I. 80 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:58,400 How old was she? I mean, how much of a milf was she? 81 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,850 That you're making your friends uncomfortable. 82 00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:02,430 Not a gill fishy. 83 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:04,110 No, no, no, no, no. 84 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:06,490 She's like 27. 85 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:08,630 27? 86 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,110 Yeah. 87 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:11,690 That's like the oldest, like. 88 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:14,490 How is that, how is that a milf? 89 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:16,149 27? 90 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:20,290 I don't know. She's like seven years older than me, you know. 91 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:21,850 She has a kid. 92 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:27,110 Okay, she has a kid. And she has like a job. Like, she's like a real, like. 93 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:28,450 Woman, you know. 94 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,350 Okay, a real woman. 95 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,310 Yeah, she's 27. 96 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:35,690 Well, how does she compare to me? 97 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:39,090 Am I a real woman? 98 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:43,390 Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey. 99 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:48,670 She called herself a MILF, so I don't know. I mean, she's 27. 100 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:50,510 She's in her 20s. 101 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:52,690 I mean, look at me. 102 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,330 I mean, yeah, you look... There's... 103 00:04:56,670 --> 00:05:01,670 No comparison there, right? You can't really call that a MILF. 104 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:05,610 Why are you trying to say that you're a MILF? I mean, do you know what that 105 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:07,490 stands for? Am I not? 106 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,490 Do you know what it stands for, though? 107 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:13,390 Yeah, I know what it stands for. 108 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:20,170 I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but that kind of insinuates that I want to talk 109 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:21,170 to you. 110 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:22,650 What's wrong with that? 111 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:26,700 I'm your stepmom. 112 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,360 It wouldn't be. 113 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:29,960 I'm your stepmilf. 114 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,180 I'm your stepmilf. 115 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,860 Right? There's nothing wrong with that. 116 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,440 I guess. 117 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:46,460 I guess I really haven't been with, like, a real milf, but, like, maybe I 118 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,520 just kind of fantasizing, you know? 119 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,720 Mm -hmm. 120 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:59,380 Maybe you fantasize about, when you fantasize about Melf. 121 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,260 Anyone I would know? 122 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:03,960 Oh my god. 123 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:11,240 I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain a little bit. I mean, it 124 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,380 hasn't been that long now. 125 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:24,100 Well, your father won't be home until late. 126 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:32,740 Maybe we could still have fun and 127 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,300 stay in. 128 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,500 I did not know that you had this idea. 129 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:45,920 Are you sure about this? 130 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,360 Oh, yeah. 131 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,700 I'm sure about this, baby. 132 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,550 Seems like you're pretty sure, too. 133 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:10,810 You don't need to do this laundry or anything? 134 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,410 I don't know. 135 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:16,750 Sorry, I'm just like... Laundry can wait. 136 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,550 Don't be a little irresponsible, honey. 137 00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:28,570 Have a little fun This is what college is all about 138 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,960 you deserve being such a big boy now 139 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:50,880 of 140 00:08:50,880 --> 00:09:00,420 all 141 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:06,760 these new experiences that's exactly what college is for 142 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:11,570 Whoa. 143 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:49,790 Freaky we can get Just 144 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:56,650 like 145 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:58,590 you're supposed to this age 146 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,350 as you can talk about for years. 147 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:27,050 Like fucking your stepmom's feet. 148 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:16,640 I would like this I don't know what it's 149 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,640 all about. 150 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:20,440 All these new experiences. 151 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,340 Figuring out what you really like. 152 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,080 What makes you feel good. 153 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:35,560 Like milk and feet. 154 00:12:53,770 --> 00:13:00,410 want to feel you told you you 155 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:06,930 deserve to party tonight so we're gonna be using 156 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:09,390 more than just my feet 157 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,640 Thank you. 158 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:41,760 knows how to use every 159 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:47,720 part of her head to toes 160 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,210 Thank you. 161 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,490 That's what it is. 162 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,760 Oh, good. 163 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,670 Making me feel so good. 164 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,950 Taking me back. 165 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:25,750 Taking me back to my college days. 166 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:32,190 My mom used to call me the stupid sucker. 167 00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:30,230 Holy shit. 168 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:36,990 Oh, fuck. 169 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:38,770 Oh, fuck. 170 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:43,090 Yeah. Your ass is so fucking ghostly. Holy shit. 171 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:37,380 Not know you fuck like this Show 172 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:44,560 you 173 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:56,300 Those 27 -year -olds know what they're doing. 174 00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:51,310 It's a good view, huh? 175 00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:56,890 Mm -hmm. That's such a pretty fucking asshole, too. Holy shit. 176 00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:59,530 Yeah. 177 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:05,830 Goddamn. 178 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,320 Fuck you soon. 179 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,960 See how it takes. 180 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,460 I got 181 00:26:57,460 --> 00:27:05,860 a 182 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:08,580 little squirt on you. Oh, yeah, just a little. 183 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,339 That's what I like. 184 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:19,600 That's what I like. Yes, 185 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,440 yes, yes, yes. 186 00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:24,420 Oh my God. 187 00:32:50,830 --> 00:32:52,570 A plug like this seems to be college. 188 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,060 Hmm. 189 00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:18,680 Yeah 190 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,020 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 191 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,000 Mm -hmm. 192 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:47,919 Mm -hmm. 193 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,200 Mm -hmm. 194 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,600 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 195 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:51,980 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 196 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:52,620 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 197 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:52,620 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 198 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,198 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 199 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,979 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 200 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:57,500 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 201 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:59,580 Mm -hmm. 202 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:02,900 Mm -hmm. 203 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,560 Mm -hmm. 204 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,730 Yeah, we'll go to a party. 205 00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:26,330 Get it all between my toes. 206 00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:29,030 My soles. 207 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:37,110 Make sure I have my heels. 208 00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:42,850 Okay. 209 00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:44,450 Oh, wow. 210 00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:45,550 You were very close.